But at least he can turn whatever's left of the towers into smaller pieces, right? After that, he soon went back to the drawing board to create a new plan, and that was creating a campaign for 2004. What a pathetic fag, because Americans already knew it was Osama's fault in the first place. Too bad for Achmed, he was down right pissed of, and tried to claim it was his plan. His plan was almost ready to be almost completed, until another terrorist group called Al Queda exploded it first. He got away, moved to United States, and planned a 6-year attack on Americans.įor years, he tried to contact a legion of terrorists from Afghanistan to burn down a building called the Twin Towers. Now he has to find a way to get out of china, before the dome closes and compresses the entire country, with the only store to go to would be Wall-Mart. Did it work? Must I answer that? HELL NO, it didn't work! So just crawled to the top of the mountain to earth, and he did it! All the way to China, the only place where Communism still exists. He tried to pull the Richard McGiver cliché by making the bomb out of sticks and rocks. So in order to get out of hell, he needed to create a bomb that will open a hole to get back to earth. Just kidding, he died, and went to hell and was forced to have sex with every single creepy pedaphiles and other evil demons around him. After that incedent, he was kicked out of the institution and fled to America to become part of the Jonas Brothers gang.
#Achmed the dead terrorist skin#
(Except Achmed, who's skin burned to over 300 degrees, turning into a skeleton). Unfortunately for Achmed being a stupid n00b and everything, accidentally set his bomb off at 30 seconds, single handedly exploding the place, and killing everybody.
#Achmed the dead terrorist how to#
While Lars Ulrich aka Danish n00b has tried to steal his catchphrase by changing it a little saying, "SILENCE! I SUE YOUR ASS!", Achmed has always came up on top by hitting him with a fucking baseball bat eight times!ĭuring class, they tested on how to bomb a place, and instructed everyone set the bomb off at 3:00. He's also known for his catchphrase such as, "SILENCE! I KILL YOU!". Sorry, am I pissing Jeff Dunham off? Then go fuck yourselves, grammar dicks! So now, he shall forever be bound to have a hand that's has lotion on it stuck up his ass. Dumbass! Recently, he tried to do his smeer campaign to become the tyrant of the world, but can't, because he's a fucking puppet of an ass wipe named Jeff Dunham. As he thought he was going to get 72 hot women virgins, he ended up going to hell, where he and had sex with a bunch of nerds! (including a creepy pedaphile). Not just a terrorist, but an idiot suicide bomber. You know, the country where the citizens wears paper towels on their heads?Īchmed the Dead Terrorist is a terrorist.